Brooklyn, NY
Patricio Beneglio, 33, scratches his fake Oakleys off of his forehead, and picks them up after they clang on the stoop. "I'm just frustrated, is all. BBC - I mean BBC. The BBC. They say the wallet-free world is closer than we think." He struggles to get to his feet, and kicks a few empty crushed cans into the gutter in doing so. Turning his sweatpant pockets inside out he cries, "I've been wallet-less since '88! That's not the future! They should be interviewing me - Patricio B!"
While rambling, Patricio B. does make some valid points. Although he does not pay for things with phone apps, he has paid for things with phone calls, phone actions, phone sales, and the sales of other non-cash items, from ziploc'd goldfish to corporeal fixations, he may very well hold the record for non-wallet purchases.
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