Thursday, October 24, 2013

High Sea Pirates Hijack Secret High Security Prison Ship

International Waters

At an undisclosed location, presumably off the coast of Somalia, south of the Gulf of Aden, three unnamed, unmarked vessels boarded another unnamed, unmarked ship, this one much, much larger. Much to the pirates' dismay, it belonged to a number of private, secret investors of an off-the-grid prison. Needless to say, it didn't end well for the pirates, whose whereabouts are still unknown.

Friends and relatives of lost alleged fishermen from Somalia can only relate it by calling it a mixup between this season's two blockbusters, "Captain Phillips" and "Escape Plan".

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