Thursday, October 24, 2013

Malls Rated #1 Place for Zombie Hunters

Kansas City, KS

Zombie hunters worldwide left their bunkers with kevlar plated armor and crossbows to visit malls, scoping the upcoming hunting season.

"There are more this year than ever before," whispers Jacob Barley, a seasoned zombie-hunter enthusiast. "This year's promising to be a big one! I've already bagged some 300-pound specimen! There are hordes of 'em here at the Country Mall!"

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