Seattle, WA.
A 4-year-old outside of two coffee shops asks a balding man passing by if his hair changed color before it fell off. Before the man could starkly reply, "No," the little kid began citing fall foliage and how the slowing production and processing of chlorophyll thanks to longer, cooler nights traps sugars in the leaves, closed off by clogged veins.
"Eventually," the kid goes on, "The leaves just fall off once their separation layer is completely sealed. Well, unless we're talking about evergreen needles, with their waxy coating." He then asked the man if his hair would grow back after the winter, or if he was going to make his hair tougher by showering less and waxing it so it wouldn't fall off next time.
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