Worm So Hungover from Rain Party, Didn't Realize it was Passed out on Sidewalk

North Conway, NH.

Worm was so hungover from a celebratory party in the rain on the weekend, it passed out on the sidewalk clear through the sunny Monday. No ID was found on the worm. The local police force is still conducting an investigation, questioning local businesses and others present at the party, searching for key witnesses to ensure no foul play was at work. In the meantime, an autopsy is underway.

Police are coordinating talks with local schools to urge students to drink responsibly and use the buddy system to avoid tragedies such as this.