Monday, October 7, 2013

Anthropologists Claim Human Devolution from Fish after Reading NPR

Boston, MA.

Anthropologists are racking their brains like retailers on Black Friday after reading the NPR report, "Ancient Fish with Strong Jawline Could Rewrite History of Faces", claiming we come from fish. They immediately pounced very non-fishlike at the notion, accusing the claim of being fishetious.

The mammalian anthropologists wondered then, why are we so ill-suited for water in any form: swimming, epidermis, respiration and so on?, unleashing 1000's of comments on NPR's online article comment section. NPR has yet to respond.

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