Thursday, October 10, 2013

Fireplaces Top List of Nonfunctional Items to Own

Boise, Idaho.

In a nationwide survey, fireplaces topped this year's list of non-functional items to own. The nonprofit organization Kyureuss Mynds conducted the poll, which included an outpouring of responses from every state branch. The study came into being due to the rise in 2013 of nonfunctional belongings.

A close second behind the fireplace for items owned for a mark prosperity or aesthetic reasons was hats.  Lids sales and improved machinery for embroidering topping over $70,000 per machine, up 40% from last years machine, which sold for $50,000 are proof of this up-and-coming, rebirthing trend. Trailing behind these two mega powers of unnecessary house or personal items is the watch. While cell phone sales are soaring, and are projected to reach over 2% of the Gross Domestic Product by 2015, the need for watches is declining, the new Samsung smart phone's companion watches not excluded. This leaves the still significant population of watch owners in third place for owning superfluous belongings.

The findings, while humorous to some, denote the underlying fiscal irresponsibility of citizens in debt to a nation in debt.

1 comment:

  1. Hmmm. I thought pedestal porcelain sinks and claw foot tubes and uncaned chairs and 1800's chamber pots would make The list ;)

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