IOC Considers Spring Olympics - Mud Wrestling at Top of List

London, England

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) met in London this past weekend to continue the ongoing discussion about initiating Spring Olympics. Alex Huxley, the coordination commission co-chairman revealed that the federation had already aligned 20 events, and CEOs of renowned brands such as Tide, Febreeze, Swiffer, and Hoover were already communicating with officials to be allotted key sponsor roles.

It comes as no surprise, though, that mud wrestling is at the top of the list. Olympics spokesman Roger Cutler has been receiving over 200 emails a day, and growing, from ticket-hungry internet prowlers, eager to snipe early bids on seats. Should the Spring Olympics pass, a decision that will be made in the coming month, mud wrestling seats will already have spiked to over double the $1,200 front row and box seats for the finals of men's tennis and many track & field events of the summer Olympics, as well as the snowboarding and doubles figure skating seat prices. This has many fans of the Olympics and members of the IOC alike eager to pass the vote.